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Bethesda, MD -- It is a rough world for a water bottle of a Holton girl. The bottles are dragged from class to class then to sports or to play practice. They are dropped, thrown and mistreated, all while still doing their jobs.

However, life is especially rough for a purple Nalgene that has been left sitting on the edge of the Lost and Found table for months. The purple Nalgene...

This Week’s Unexciting News!

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Bethesda, MD -- Eden Halpert and Lily Schmandt are tired. They just can’t even. 

      Lily has spent the last four days in an airbnb in a bed so uncomfortable that she probably would have been better off sleeping on a rock. She was also cheated out of lunch today because an exceedingly annoying woman in line at the to-go restaurant in the Austin airport cared way too much about...

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Bethesda, MD -- Coming off of a particularly challenging four-day weekend, Holton students knew that they had a full day of school on Tuesday. They were exhausted to say the least! Tuesday was a particularly hard day for many of them as they needed to wake up early after four days of blissfully sleeping in until noon. Students groggily trudged into school. Once they were greete...

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Bethesda, MD -- In the Early Weeks of February, the weather feels frigid. Tights are an option. Leggings are allowed. However, all Holton students really long for is the right to feel the comfort of their warm, fuzzy sweatpants underneath their plaid skirts. After weeks of infringement of their sweatpant rights, the students decided to report this atrocity to the United Nations...

                   BETHESDA, MD-  Emily Wilde, Holton-Arms’ community service and clubs coordinator, approved the proposal for the Puzzle Club. The idea initially surfaced when upper school director Chris Lynch took out a Batman-shaped puzzle in his office. He believes puzzles are “a good way to bond and have casual conversation about important topics.” After students completed...

November 26, 2018

               Every B, C, D, and F day, Eden struggles to come up with a morning greeting.

               Does she do something peppy like a “call and response” or get right down to business with just a simple and quick “good morning"? Maybe she can choose to call attention to the day of the week with a “Happy Friday” or “Happy Hump Day.”

               It is...

November 26, 2018

               Lily woke up at a time when she normally leaves for school. She got ready as fast as she possibly could and ran downstairs only to find that her brother had parked her mom’s old Mercedes behind her car. Although she had been told that the she couldn’t drive the Mercedes because the accelerator was too “touchy,” she was running late. She successfully backed up the Mercedes and positioned it behind her father’s ca...

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